During a truth or dare game, someone asked me what my most proud accomplishment was, and I cited Reddit’s #1 Gonewild Post Of All Time, which is weird because I put a fraction of the skill and effort into that than I have into other things, which means I just feel pride when lots of people like me.
I was homeschooled from birth to the end of “high school” by professionally evangelical fundamentalist Christians in Idaho. After leaving home, losing my faith, and failing to attend college, I turned to a series of shitty jobs involving windowless factories and waking up at 4am. I eventually escaped from that into the warm, wet embrace of porn, which I used to fund dives into far away realms, both physical and psychedelic. I did a documentary or two, spent a year somehow getting addicted to LSD, did some analytical escorting, and became one of the top Onlyfans earners until my attention span ran out.
Now I’m comfortably settled in Austin, and have made heavily-researched deck of difficult questions so you can persecute strangers and loved ones alike. After some more in-and-out of sex work, I’m working on my research institute for sexual fetishes. I also write a blog about various things, including enlightenment, narratives, social dynamics, and sex!
My hobbies include social dancing, rationality (of the Lesswrong variety), circling, traffic intersections, sweating on command, playing TF2, Abalone, and the accordion; painting, typing faster than you do, and sloppily debating consciousness in dimly lit group houses.
Contact me at @aella_girl on twitter, or email@example.com, or by imagining an idealized version of me.
If you’d like to support me, I accept crypto.